My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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