Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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