The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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