Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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