Say something about gay babies.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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