Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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