Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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