big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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