The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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