She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
