i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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