but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
