I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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