You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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