Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I look better un-naked...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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