wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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