Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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