You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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