at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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