I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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