It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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