I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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