I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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