If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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