sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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