i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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