hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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