I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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