Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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