You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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