So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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