So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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