I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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