I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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