all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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