dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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