Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
