Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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