Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I don't want my vagina anymore.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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