I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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