we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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