i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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