do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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