she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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