I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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