Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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