Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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