playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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