And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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