i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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