google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
tell me about the eggs
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