Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
